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[Why hello Paradisa! It's time to welcome your newest addition to the castle. Or, perhaps, welcome back is more of an apt thing to say, although Dave is blissfully unaware of that. Yes, sadly, the young man in shades that you all may have come to know and love is currently standing in the middle of the lobby of the castle. He seems... ( Read more... )

[the journal flops open]

What, you don't keep your food in the closet? That's not a normal thing for you? Fuck me with a nailbat.

Dude, I keep clothes. In my closet. Like a normal person. That concept cannot be that foreign to you.

Those are there too. Keep 'em between stacks of Lunchables. Let me tell you, Jess, shit be delectable at a 3 AM jam ( Read more... )

[Hi, castle. This page of the journal is suddenly damp and fishy smelling. In a few seconds, the reason for this will become painfully clear ( Read more... )

[Dave sounds exhausted, but much calmer than he had been in his previous entry.]

Ok, castle... Not giving a fuck in three, two... one ( Read more... )

( IRRELEVANT TO KIDNAPPING )

[strained. tired. took a two hour nap that didn't really help anything. (woke up with a mareep butt in his face. punched it. things kind of snowballed until jess intervened.) still trying to keep up his unflappable douchebag facade.]

so hey ( Read more... )

[Bro and Ho (... john and jade... :x deeeerp)]

yo heads up the guy across from john got his get out of jail free card
room 317
get your ass down here jade were doing this
were making it hapen

[/filter]

[aaaand dave's just hangin' a hang on the third floor being all cool and shit. feel free to bother the dapper kid in a suit. :D]

attention dbags of the castle ( Read more... )

[The journal flops open to the sound of two boys having a very intellectual argument. About video games.]

i dont even fucking care man how is being a bunch of yarn in a fucking pedo book supposed to be awesome

that's not what it is.
...
okay, it's kind of what it is, but it's a lot cooler than that.

oh god you cant even derive a fucking theme ( Read more... )